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Mr. Middle™ Statue

Mr. Middle™ Statue

Regular price $16.95
Regular price $29.95 Sale price $16.95
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💙 Instant stress relief

🎁 Unique gift idea

☑️ High-quality craftsmanship

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Stressed? Give 'Em the Finger

You're having one of those days—the world feels like it's spinning too fast, and you're struggling to keep up.

With a discreet middle finger tucked away inside, Mr. Middle gives you the power to express your frustrations without uttering a word.

Middle Finger Mood

It's not just a statue; it's your silent ally in the battle against stress and pressure.

Let Mr. Middle be your reminder to take a moment for yourself, to breathe, and to embrace your emotions.

Bold Benefits

1. Instant Stress Relief: Feeling overwhelmed? Just lift Mr. Middle's torso and let the built-up tension melt away.

2. Unique Gift Idea: Mr. Middle is a thoughtful and unexpected present that will bring a smile to anyone's face.

3. High-Quality Craftsmanship: Made from premium ceramic resin, Mr. Middle is built to last. Its sleek and minimalist design ensures it seamlessly blends into any decor style.

Our Guarantee

Enjoy peace of mind with our 30-day money back guarantee, no questions asked! If for any reason you are not 100% satisfied with Mr. Middle™ within 30 days of delivery, you are entitled to a full money back guarantee or a replacement.


What is it made out of?

Mr. Middle statue is made out of high quality ceramic resin. We promise it will last you a lifetime.

What if I don't like it?

We have many happy owners of Mr. Middle™ and that number increases everyday.

If for any reason, you don't enjoy our statue, don't worry. You have a full 30-day money back guarantee after delivery. Just send us an email at to start the process.

Where are you located?

Our headquarter is located in Finland at the address below:

The Wellnezzy: Sammonkatu 37 A 8, 33540, Tampere, FINLAND.

When will I receive my order?

Expect your Mr. Middle™ to be shipped within 24-72 hours, with delivery in just 7-15 days worldwide.