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Mr. Middle™ - For People Who Speaks Their Minds
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Stressed? Give 'Em the Finger.
You're having one of those days—the world feels like it's spinning too fast, and you're struggling to keep up.
With a discreet middle finger tucked away inside, Mr. Middle gives you the power to express your frustrations without uttering a word.
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Mr. Middle™ Statue
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